Youthful Stuyvesant Team Falls Short in Playoffs

… senior and co-captain Jack Greisman said. Greisman along with senior and co-captain Luc Cohen were the second doubles pair.

Though young in age, the team can also credit the depth of their players with their successes. Junior Dong Young (Sam) Rim and freshman Hayden Karp Hecker both played important roles during the season. “Whenever [Sam] played, he always gave one hundred percent and did very well, [and] Hayden was a very flexible player,” Jou said. Junior Wilson Lai …

Jerking Replaces Ballroom Dancing in Third Marking Period

… in the modern day.

“Ballroom dancing is so last century,” senior and Ballroom Dancing student Luc Cohen said.

“We are past the age when you can land some hotties with just a waltz,” senior and Ballroom Dancing student Paul Lee said.

Many juniors are supportive of the new curriculum as well.

“If those seniors learn how to bust some moves, we can get some jerk-offs going,” junior Andy Chen said.

However, some seniors are disappointed that they will not be able to complete their …

Juniors Won’t Stop At SING!

After pulling off a close yet remarkable SING! victory over the seniors on Saturday, March 6, the junior class recently announced a shockingly ambitious agenda, including the conquest of the senior bar, control of prom and perhaps even graduation this June. The three goals were outlined on a poster on the senior bulletin board by the third floor escalator, under the heading ‘Hi Hataz.’

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Editors in Chief: Luc Cohen*, Rebecca Elliott*

News Editors: Kaitlyn Kwan, Ani Sefaj, Alexander Shin

Features Editors: Sarah Kaplan, Danielle Oberdier

Opinions Editors: Emma Dries, Gavin Huang, Kiran Sury

Arts & Entertainment Editors: Leili Saber, Alan Sage*

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Stuy Squad Show to Benefit Haiti

… other swing routines of the night displayed a greater deal of preparation and originality. Seniors Luc Cohen and Candice Bautista performed a creative and humorous swing routine that threw the audience back to the 20s, while seniors Masudur Rahman and Kinari Sakamoto took us to the 50s in a very impressive and electrifying “Jailhouse Rock” routine.

As ballroom beginners, many of the pairs were remarkably skilled. Seniors Josef Kushner and Katerina Patouri performed a fabulously elegant …

RE: Mr. Teitel, Tear Down This Firewall!

             The bans Luc Cohen speaks of certainly have some of their roots in the potential for “inappropriate content” but there are far more pragmatic concerns as well. These sites are not banned because they are time-wasters, but rather because streaming video from sites like Youtube take up tons of bandwidth, and would end up requiring the DOE to spend tons more money to be able to provide Internet to all …

Mr. Teitel, Tear Down This Firewall!

My first Websense nightmare occurred a little over a year ago, when I was making a group presentation in Spanish class about Venezuela. In addition to an explanation of the country’s history, culture, and current political situation, the presentation required a multimedia aspect, such as a song, audio piece, or video. Our group had decided to show a speech by Venezuelan President Hugo …

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MLK Hands FC Another Shutout

Stuyvesant’s best chance of a goal against the Martin Luther King Jr. Knights (MLK) on Wednesday, October 7, came in the middle of the second half. MLK senior and keeper Jean Carlo Perez barely managed to punch out junior Arik Raviv’s direct kick from just outside the penalty box. Junior Colin O’Connor gained control of the rebound, but his shot sailed over the net.

Thus went Stuyvesant …

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Stuy Teachers Take Field Trip to Nuclear Plant

While many Stuyvesant students were either meeting their Little Sibs or enjoying the luxury of sleeping in on a weekday, the members of the Chemistry and Physics faculty boarded a bus headed to the Indian Point Energy Center in Buchanan, New York, on the morning of Thursday, June 4.

The facility, a nuclear power plant that supplies about 20-25 percent of New York City’s energy, offered a …

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Tillman Caught Eating in Third Floor Corridor

Note: This article was published in our April Fools’ edition. Any quotations or events mentioned are entirely fabricated and completely fictitious.

As she was heading to her locker in the back of the third floor corridor during fifth period on Wednesday, April 1, junior Alice Paul was surprised to find dean and social studies teacher Daniel Tillman sitting on the floor, enjoying a …

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